January 2012
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d-t:
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.” ― William Shakespeare
“Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.”
– Julie Son
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“‘Meow’ means ‘woof’ in cat.”
– George Carlin
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Disneyland is open for 24 hours on February 29,...
Who’s down to go with me ? I wanna go through the night because the lines will be minimal ;D hehehe.
Clam chowder bread bowl … Let’s go ?
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I hope and pray for the best.
That’s all there is left to do.
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
If I'm your bestfriend.
Than why is it such an issue for me to sit at your table for your debut ? Which is something I really can’t understand. That got me hella annoyed. I’ve been your bestfriend for years stacked on years, but it’s a huge issue for me to sit at your table, that’s cool. I tried to help you with anything you needed for your debut so you and your family didn’t get too...
I've got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read...
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Today I ordered my first pair of heels.
Oh you know … Just really trying hard to accomplish my first New Year’s Resolution.
1. Learn how to be a girl.
What should I do for my 18th birthday ?
I sort of want a big nice party, but at the same time I can do that for graduation.
My birthday’s in March :3 I can have an Asian birthday party with lots of Asian food, but it’ll be boring because if my family comes, that means no alchy :( not like I drink anyways, but all my guests will .___. oh man, I don’t know what to do.
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
How do you expect a girl to play her part, when...
Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No no no officer, it's hi how are you
Day 10.
Day 10: New Year resolutions.
This year, I am going to become a real girl. I will get my ears pierced, learn how to put on make-up, and actually comb my hair before I go to school … LOL. Oh, and when I go out, hopefully I’ll finally put on some decent clothes that don’t make me look like a boy. Maybe I’ll even curl my hair more than just once a year.
Also, I will turn 18,...
Police officer: Anything you say will be held against you
Me: Ryan Gosling
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December 2011
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Day 9.
Day 9: The end of last school year/the beginning of this one.
The end of last school year was pretty great because I knew I was ending the year with straight A’s. I packed up all my stuff, and on the last day of school, I skipped all my classes and moved back to West Covina.
The beginning of this school year sort of sucked because I almost couldn’t start school at all because my dad...
